spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

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gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

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  1. me on my way home from class:oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
  2. me the second i get home:nah
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  1. mother:you need to stop playing the sims.
  2. me:ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
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sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

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